Feb 28, 2013 11:58 PM EST
As we did in our similar
10th-anniversary retrospective, we invite you to try your hand at any
of the contests mentioned in this look back. For contests referring to
that day’s or week’s paper, use this week’s; for contests about something “in
the news,” etc., use the current news. For obit poems, however, write them
about people who died in the specified year; for the horse names, use the list
presented that year (you might not be able to find the earlier ones). You’re
permitted to reenter your entries that didn’t get ink the first time around,
but do you really think I’ll prefer them to the ones I chose for this
greatest-hits anthology?
For further details on the
individual contests mentioned today, along with links to many of them, see the
Master Contest List maintained by Proto-Loser Elden Carnahan of Laurel at bit.ly/invitecontests. (You can also
find many of the old contests online by Googling “Style Invitational” “Week
[whatever].” There’s also likely to be much discussion about them on the Style Invitational Devotees page on Facebook.
Winner gets the Inkin’
Memorial, the Lincoln-statue bobblehead that is the official Style
Invitational trophy. Second place receives, in return for topping all but one
of the incredibly good entries that will run in four weeks, a little plastic
PooPen (“Your #2 Pen!”), which is brown and bumpy and
shiny. Donated by Robert Schechter.
Other runners-up win their choice of a yearned-for “My
Cup Punneth Over” mug or the ardently desired Grossery
Bag (“Almost Valuable Player”). Honorable mentions get a lusted-after Loser
magnet. First Offenders receive a smelly, tree-shaped air “freshener”
(FirStink for their first ink). E-mail entries to losers@washpost.com or fax to 202-334-4312.
Deadline is Monday night, March 11; results published March 31 (online March
28). No more than 25 entries per entrant per week; this week they can be for a
single contest or for many, as long as the total number of entries doesn’t
exceed 25. Include “Week 1011” in your e-mail subject line or it might be
ignored as spam. Include your real name, postal address and phone number with
your entry. See contest rules and guidelines at wapo.st/inviterules.
Next:
A sampling of brave new words from our many neologism contests.